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  But he wants – he needs – to find the killer.

  Because the one thing that's clear about the woman behind the crime, is that she's a sensitive too.

  *FREE* Touch Sensitive spin-off: A Sensitive Time

  She lies with him in bed, holding him close. The exhaustion from all the grief finally overtook him, and he had fallen into a restless sleep. But something is brewing inside her, a change in her chemistry, and as she listens to his breathing she'll find out more than she every wanted to know about the man she loves.

  Shadowmancer

  Jules was born with a gift, but until now, he's only used it for small and selfish reasons.

  That will all change as he's inducted into a secret organisation that takes the magickally gifted and puts them to work, fighting the forces of darkness, saving an unknowing world from malevolence that hides in the shadows.

  And Jules knows shadows all too well; he can command them to do his bidding...

  *FREE* Shadowmancer spin-off: Footprints

  A short story telling the tale of the most powerful magickian in all the lands; from his final days, to his first steps into magick and back again.

  Due Date

  Returning home from work, Nina discovers her door ajar, signs of a struggle, and her pregnant wife, is missing.

  The kidnappers call. Issue a ransom, and she gives in to their demands, follows their instructions to the letter. But it becomes increasingly clear that this kidnapping isn't about the money, isn't about her or her partner.

  It's about the impending due date.

  What A Day To End The World

  There are a billion realities out there, each protected by Jump Division, an interdimensional task force dedicated to preserving the stability of the grid.

  However, not all agents are created equal. Some, are just arseholes.

  Marcus Hayes is one such arsehole.

  He's loud, brash, walks away from explosions in slow motion, and pretty much everyone hates him.

  After yet another mission going awry due to him being a dick, he's stationed on a mundane world as punishment.

  But as a threat to the world looms, it becomes apparent that this reality isn't even close to being as boring as it's supposed to be.

  *FREE* WADTETW spin-off: Tangents

  A quirky tale of accidental trans-dimensional wandering, told by a narrator who is anything but reliable…

  The APEX Cycle

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  At 21, Cassie’s life sucks. So on a whim, she starts farming her decisions out to Twitter.

  Before she knows it, the lives of her family and friends hang in the balance, and she’s racing against the clock to discover who’s pulling her strings.

  NLI-10

  Ten years ago, the company killed her parents, now Sarah is going to take them down from the inside.

  She joins one of their clinical trials, certain that it will lead to uncovering evidence.

  But as the trial gets underway, she and the other subjects realise that it's changing them, programming them, installing false memories and taking away their emotions.

  If they don't do something about it before their tenure ends, they might not be human much longer.

  *FREE* NLI-10 prequel: The Whistle

  Inspired by a series of whistleblowers over the last few years, Scott and Jennifer decide the work they've been doing for their nefarious employers needs to be brought into the light.

  But the company is far more prepared, and willing to go further than either of them could have ever expected, to make sure the whistle stays silent.

  Footage

  In a city of ten million, under glass eyes of six million cameras, Jared evades their networked stares,watching those who are watched.

  But he’s starting to see more than others. He’s also hearing voices, thinks he’s being followed, surveilled, and has no idea how much – if any of it – is real.

  All he knows is that to get to the truth, he has to keep watching

  *FREE* Footage prequel: Testing Ground

  Skelmersdale has always been a testing ground for pilot schemes.

  Nathaniel Myra visits to investigate how the latest trial is going, but discovers that strange things are afoot in the quiet, dull town. The residents aren't adjusting at all well to this latest scheme. Not well at all...

  Beyond Footage

  Jared has acquired a unique gift for observation.

  He sees what's there, and what's not.

  He knows you. Your past. Your future.

  He knows he's being hunted, by a man who's more than human.

  He knows he needs to leave the country, and he knows the voices aren't real.

  But what if they are?

  Comedic novellas

  Dead City

  Jon Gilligan is the only living man in a city of the undead.

  He narrates his daily routine in the style of a noir detective, casting himself as a hero to all those around him.

  When he stumbles on to a conspiracy, it's time for him to be a hero for real, break out of the city and his noir fantasy to save London's Dead City from itself.

  I Hate Time Travellers

  Five years ago, everyone became a time traveller. Everyone but Luke, who now lives in a world where practical jokes are up 60,000%, his roommate insists on having 12-self orgies in front of him, and every potential girlfriend has dumped him for stuff he hasn't done yet.

  Luke suddenly finds himself on the run from a government agency with the intention of slicing him up for experimentation.

  No wonder he hates time travellers...

  Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell

  Simon and Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell.

  It’s complicated, but trust me, as your narrator, I’ll walk you through the details.

  In this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives. And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny?

  Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.*

  *Spoiler alert.

  Murder By Natural Causes

  George Walther Stott took his final breath,and died of natural causes with a smile on his face. For even though he was passing on, he would have the last laugh.

  His children, those appalling mumblecrusting jizzbags who seeped forth from his former wife's formerly perfect vagina would only inherit his massive wealth on one condition...

  That they solve his murder.

  About The Author

  Lee Isserow is an award-winning screenwriter and filmmaker, with over fifteen years spent trawling the back streets and dark alleys of the entertainment industry.

  He's pretty sure he has some traits of autism, because he's been constantly working and obscenely prolific for the entire duration, writing over a hundred screenplays, many of which he's adapting into forthcoming ABAMs, because very few people are willing to turn them into movies. For now.

  He lives in Liverpool, England because he accidentally bought a house there. He's not quite sure how that happened – but assumes part of that is because he used to drink a lot.

  If you'd like to watch the pretty things he makes, you may find them at LeeIsserow.com.

  You may also interact, call him names, and read his awful jokes and observations on Twitter; @Lee_Isserow.

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