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  He's loud, brash, walks away from explosions in slow motion, and pretty much everyone hates him.

  After yet another mission going awry due to him being a dick, he's stationed on a mundane world as punishment.

  But as a threat to the world looms, it becomes apparent that this reality isn't even close to being as boring as it's supposed to be.

  *FREE* E.N.D.A.Y.S. spin-off: Tangents

  A quirky tale of accidental trans-dimensional wandering, told by a narrator who is anything but reliable…

  Murder By Natural Causes

  George Walther Stott was the richest man in Stottington, the most hated, and his three children grew up to be almost as hated as he was.

  As he took his final breath, George Walther died of natural causes with a smile on his face. For even though he was passing on, he would have the last laugh.

  His children, those appalling mumblecrusting jizzbags who seeped forth from his former wife's formerly perfect vagina would only inherit his massive wealth on one condition...

  That they solve his murder.

  Beyond Footage

  He knows you. Your past. Your future.

  He knows he's being hunted, by a man who's more than human.

  He knows he needs to leave the country, and he knows the voices aren't real.

  But what if they are?